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INSANE STEVE'S OFFICIAL "TABLE" OF COOL PEOPLE

July 4th 2006 -- The NEW List is up and running! It can be found here. It's a bit bare now, but I'll work on making it look neat. Enjoy!

March 25 2005 -- Sorry about this. I have pages of logs backed up from the last three months. I've also revised the donations so that the pixels only cost 1/10th what they used to... because there's not nearly the same meat in the kingdom as there was before. I'll update this soon and then set up a new system.

Second goal met 14 November 2004! Thanks to all of my supporters!

Ok, there's this game I found a while back, called the Kingdom of Loathing. In this game, there are "player owned stores", and in my store, there are bascially two kinds of items:

1: Items sold for very cheap that are worth a lot more, and
2: Items sold for a lot of money that aren't worth all that much.

Now, I've spent a great deal of meat on my philanthropy, and I've gotten a lot more meat to provide more of Item type #1 from people who buy Item Type #2. This "table" recognizes all those awesome people who donated meat to my cause after October 7, 2004. Also note that I've received a LOT of donations in the past, but I haven't kept track of any of them. I apologize.

Also, once the meat goal is met (After the total bar), I will buy a very nice item to sell for a mere 10 meat per. Since the donations I receive will go to selling other items for 10 per, you really aren't losing much of anything! So, what are you waiting for?

Also, if you directly message me meat, instead of buying pixels, I will list it like you bought pixels. And one last thing -- The list is for people who buy pixels from my store... I've had people misconstrue this as giving me the pixels themselves. While donations of pixels themselves are highly appreciated, the table is for the buying of pixels. Thank you.

Thanks to Vireyar, This is an actual table! Woooooo!

If you see any duplicate names on THE List (because it is quite long now), PLEASE message me as soon as possible. Also, if you see an incorrectly added table line, or you bought a pixel and were never added to THE List, PLEASE tell me. Thank you.

The 3rd goal is 500,000k meat. Only 221,080k meat before this goal is met and the third major item is sold!
The first major item was a bottle of Uovo Marcio Shiraz. It was sold on 11 October 2004 to Reno, who returned it as a donation. I re-sold it to Joeisme for 10 meat. Congratulations!
The second major item was a Mr. Accessory, sold on November 16th, 2004. After a preliminary "Item grab" which narrowed the list to 8 finalists, jeffrgordon won the Mr. Accessory. Congratulations and thank you for all of your support!

The third major item will be a suprise "item". Although, some of you who pay attention to /trade a lot may already know what it is.

The Pixel List currently has 496 members, with a total of 1,814 pixels bought, valuing 278,920k meat.

DonatorBlack (10k)Blue (50k)Green (100k)Red (500k)White (1,000k)Total Donation
Vireyar333334,980k
Pnader421446,240k
ScottieGirlC121750k
BleuBear00110k
tehDangrUs23234,400k
Johnny Rocket32111,230k
Dr_Obvious612111,810k
strijdjes14450k
De_Dance1160k
meeeee22222222882,880k
Zupe3121780k
ValerianTantrum211,020k
imthebigchief222223,320k
prostiturtle111111,660k
Jarkkolives4 40k
insaneVet2 20k
Noog31 80k
sassylassy11,000k
Spectator150k
meep_2200k
Tinfoil Chef220k
Hummble_Dog321230k
teletypeturtle1 10k
whaBAM150k
Snuggles1 10k
Veer2 20k
poad111122,660k
Krandoth 1 50k
scooter262182 20k
MasonJason1500k
Puffoluffagus3030,000k
fastfido5500k
Kheffin1 10k
Jalandy4 40k
Strangerer1100k
Fujiko1111 11,660k
gob126313155,880k
kristinp2 20k
agent5711600k
ZoiNk 1 50k
TennisPL111111,660k
Saucy_Sistah51 150k
automophant1 10k
Baltar111 160k
CacophonyKid111111,660k
blndbby536223,800k
FireStarter555558,300k
TheDoc411111,690k
ladydoma111160k
atomica111111313,660k
adwriter222223,320k
angeler822380k
cardern1 10k
schroedre1 10k
StealthPenguin150k
Stickly_Man111111,660k
Deranged Cat1100k
Hairy110k
Malarkee110k
gggggg51100k
SkylineBNR343150k
Carnegie Giant440k
Garp110k
WeaponOfChoice1160k
cman111111,660k
mooloo150k
Anonymless411111,690k
ancsik220k
Gravy Spasm411111,690k
RevThwack440k
germcomic1220k
Parse111160k
Alec110k
Disco Bird111111,660k
BadMonkey32440k
mgb2211,070k
Chef Dread110k
Song n Dance220k
JLE880k
crystalline110k
MadHebe111111,660k
Sally the Timid11550k
crayolarabbit110k
Radam231270k
Spike Mullet311111,680k
Jarld111111,660k
Nocciola150k
Wilhelmina110k
Mavis1160k
Mjolner110k
Synnia110k
diseasedLlama110k
winvirus110k
Spanz110k
ToneBoogie11111,160k
SimeonTheRed111111,660k
JizmacTheAttentionLovingNinja11,000k
Stinky_Pete1100k
Tokek3300k
AhMeng110k
Viki3180k
fairladykate511200k
lizilla1500k
Darkgamr2170k
Wehmuth111111,660k
LoafingOaf440k
RavioliOfDoom110k
Wajk1111660k
Wicana811230k
TimScheff1160k
imgonnawhoopu811230k
afsimola110k
StrawberryDots41111,640k
Kismet1500k
Shanuga150k
Lokisspoon440k
Clumpy110k
JizzMasterZero1100k
Lance232170k
Invader Doom2012,000k
Flip_Kite1021111,800k
Fusion357777711,620k
Formico330k
Jacque_D_Charlo3300k
terapin1160k
Beatrix Kiddo155112,260k
GuitarJunkie110k
setrajonas150k
Zanduk220k
Nrocem Rencca440k
LizardKurt220k
Author Dent110k
Muffin Inflator110k
Kontiki110k
Edain110k
KoL Phantom550k
Meaticus11,000k
harml3ss110k
Gabes330k
Lady Halftoadling1500k
Lillith111160k
YtterbiJum440k
SmallFry110k
Jimmy_P110k
KyaKya1100k
Zizoo22,000k
PithHelmet25270k
Qrrbrbirlbel111111,660k
SparkleStarr150k
Cainon110k
LazyLulu21120k
Stial150k
Bragi11550k
madbliss110k
Cheeseperson3180k
Shayla110k
Tira12120k
he_he24151440k
woofer39390k
lonewolf_1211160k
ixtoh110k
Shirker131111,760k
slam24110k
sofutofu4190k
viciousweasel1160k
Unluckycat1100k
StickRomp1100k
Brenacon87220k
PolythenePam1160k
els454440k
red_demon110k
KukooBurro220k
Prima Vera Angelhair111111,660k
Pansy Joy11,000k
Presto Ragu1100k
Eroz11600k
ethanrider411190k
ScyHunter111111,660k
Mr Tee150k
carmine1160k
BunnyBabs11110k
CremeRoll110k
phillllllllll12250k
Jimison110k
Stacita110k
thespian110k
TheSpatulaOfLove110k
kingsoofter112260k
Shenzo110k
dietcokeofevil111111,660k
inSAneVEt220k
Thurk110k
The Phearsome Phantom110k
Morganza110k
piff133110k
Brashamster110k
zebby110k
initialdproject440k
DnaGail110k
demon laguna220k
whaBAM110k
swann_88440k
kotonga110k
BooBerry110k
Twiddles1100k
arasmella11110k
Faerador111111,660k
le dude121210k
EttuBrutesLawyer150k
Helo11,000k
Nickel150k
r0ry110k
makka2111,070k
Sherman Potter2200k
ManOLub444,040k
SoggyBunny1100k
Marmot220k
ZMaiden211111,670k
Lazlo_Long110k
listenTObigD110k
Coffeeboy912111111,660k
Dark_Ragu5250k
Krellda330k
Sei Ryu110k
Grogg1100k
DiscoNewton11,000k
Stanndan110k
MonkeyFett150k
hundredhandslap1100k
BooWho110k
Halo505440k
Moyrath1100k
Klinkerpopper111111,660k
Eh_Steve11150k
Fembot Artsypants110k
Kenshin711110k
Jack Vermicelli11,000k
Tinkeron150k
Oyvund110k
mouzly110k
Wiggin1100k
Cainon150k
Rolando220k
elivi110k
Crystallina4311790k
piff133220k
cousinnamedsven110k
Xon Kaynark1100k
Lusanta330k
Thorgames111111,660k
moonmonky1110k
Samog110k
setrajonas11110k
JADEDARLIN110k
deaDKennedy150k
glass_joe110k
andreaes111160k
Dominia411190k
Crawly211111,670k
Xentrix11150k
hentaidude666220k
sizzler110k
Cybermg111111,660k
lemuu1160k
pfeff150k
swinehund4190k
Lilkeith07440k
moxiousmonkey110k
JGriffin86452312,990k
Blythe111111,660k
Pope Guilty440k
FatQuack222223,320k
big_blackistan220k
El Lasagna110k
Lufus12250k
sdugicus11,000k
Paperskin110k
Kalamzee220k
Yfandes110k
kristinp150k
Flasherz220k
hacksaw110k
ComeOnnerz150k
MrHappyJetpack110k
DiscoKid110k
zen_assassin110k
LaGrunger110k
osaurus220k
Carcious220k
Kalira211170k
winnie2170k
LegeEvil110k
Arferon110k
Stial150k
kotonga660k
Thurk1160k
Tthshstayayu440k
Nicarra220k
OrigamiFox111111,660k
Kiki Wong110k
t3h1337n00b110k
Doctor Pickle311111,680k
Ford McDonald2100k
tubby1111,600k
Judecca110k
EddieLoo220k
Kung Fu Jesus1100k
gigglesohb110k
thepianoman1160k
QLou81130k
dl33t110k
Wargolem110k
teh swabs32130k
Mr Happy Pants311111,680k
cardern110k
HeHateMe440k
SuperMatt213111,870k
Mannerisky150k
Hatake_Kakashi150k
umfum11,000k
Daveki11110k
Kalik110k
SeeNsaY1100k
magermagician110k
BarqueCat150k
bluefire110k
gundamissac150k
SpritIE5211750k
Ricket110k
heyGurlfriend111111,660k
kill my man150k
KarneLoki440k
Locke1127110k
ChefBoyardeeOfDOOM11110k
Cadin150k
Nameless1440k
Maerchen440k
Spherefein1150k
Punchessa220k
Stephichan411190k
Sir Lancelittle110k
JJProductions15,000k
skycruise111160k
GoofBaLL11,000k
krispy_tin150k
amelinda220k
greenzowie1160k
Googes220k
Battlecrydnx110k
Volkson150k
Joeblog60111160k
Galdiator220k
Mac_n_Cheese110k
Yardang150k
Melyene150k
Heffed440k
randomcarp220k
Cyanne150k
lxliam440k
nalesse110k
Kingfox110k
bobajames3300k
TheBladedClub220k
FightABunny24531417890k
CeZaRiN VAlDeizZ110k
Universal_Flux150k
saucysuzy110k
Ainast110k
Anj004190k
Xarrion220k
ashamalee222223,320k
donaisc110k
LadyMidnight110k
Bob Bobson110k
xoAlto110k
Knott the Avenger110k
The Dork Lord110k
fresh curd150k
Blastiiid110k
Kotic11150k
owler110k
Mokona110k
Hot169220k
SassyMcAsspants1110k
DrTommyRocks150k
WildNKrazyGuy110k
dude2150k
KingSuicide150k
Bacchus169111111,660k
Zoetrope110k
PlatoN110k
yourdoom150k
Obfusjake111111,660k
gizpotato330k
EmphalerFish220k
Awko110k
MiLeSKiNG440k
smoothitron220k
darkchocobo12110k
Bowser110k
Spung110k
Shiyu1100k
Alice Hate440k
undertaker111560k
Mr Hatly110k
spluge111111,660k
Mac_n_Cheese2100k
Quill220k
Aumshar110k
Ardor110k
radientheart110k
Masque150k
Onionne110k
trogdor1337220k
Universal_Flux110k
Claptrap110k
nalesse110k
Sarantha110k
ChaHarlotte111,500k
Sir Franklinstien110k
Perzmo110k
Ogmin110k
saucysuzy330k
furrybanana2170k
Bobo Rodriguez110k
coooldude5566110k
Charbroiled11,000k
Rodriquez440k
Sparkley Tin Can110k
Foos Bobaganoosh1100k
valnta110k
Fuzzy Navel Lint440k
pastagoeswithsauce110k
TwinkleTwirl150k
Kana110k
HellBane150k
Arlecchino110k
Knoof110k
barfly911110k
Monsieur Bob440k
Remas110k
Hogan220k
Stail220k
Demonoid440k
ginsu13030,500k
Laddie440k
Lady Auron2170k
Zen00110k
ZombieStare11,000k
AtticusGuy220k
Succuba110k
Cumesha1100k
RahelDJinn150k
larryzlin220k
soaked in flame220k
TinyTIm110k
Ultra Spammer1100k
Raze1013111160k
Luren11,000k
areautena110k
piccolo_666110k
Kefkanator110k
McCoy111160k
Plutarch110k
1337_m07ha110k
whtvrrob440k
Trebelos110k
drakmar111100k
scrags440k
Sop1119150k
Mouse69110k
BrightEagle440k
Drake of Drakness110k
homelesshobo110k
the sealinator110k
Kyar110k
Tutori111111,660k
d_ER110k
Strobegopher3300k
Kari Colinson110k
GT1110k
SeltzerDuke220k
LadyBetty1500k
ClubberOutlaw110k
Dilbert081500k
Le_Chuck110k
Laurel110k
Nintendo13110k
cooper777440k
BoneKrusher210k
Infinity21120k
SmileyDude110k
allrace2000110k
BeanBreath110k
Aprocalypse111111,660k
saltcod110k
whitehatluck440k
michael landon150k
roteela110k
the40ftboy110k
Looshi110k
Mme_Defarge11150k
Dill_Dough1500k
townidiot110k
wedgiesailor150k
SoCal110k
CMaztek10110k
The_Money_Maker110k
Overall1,05230417898182278,920k

THE MISCELLANEOUS RANDOM CHAOTIC HAPPY FUN TABLE OF AWESOMENESS

Every so often, I'll throw a few items, random items, that I sell for random amounts, for no explainable reason at all. And every so often, somebody inevitably sees this and decides to buy one of these items, again, for no reason.

If you want to know why I do each of these... Find out here -- if you dare.

This is a list of all the random (and extremely generous) people who have bought one of these items:

(PS: At any one time, there is only one mint in my mall store. If it is gone, then some ridiculously awesome person snapped it up.)

DonatorChests (115,656 Meat)Passes (777,777 Meat)Torpedos (3,949,596 Meat)THE Mint (8,888,888 Meat)
poad1111
phillllllllll121
Disco Bird1
Fusion351
madjsp4
le dude1
Aprocalypse1

Since I'm adding new items to this every so often, I may need to revise my table sort of. For example, poad deserves special mention for buying a 5,284,522 Meat lowercase n, a 2,109,266 meat Mob Penguin Cell Phone, and an abominable snowcone for 226,665 Meat. These items are likely one-time only sales (Except the snowcones). poad has dubbed this the "Super-Bingo" -- and is the only person as of now to obtain this feat.

Miscellaneous Item Donations [110 people listed]:

Logitek: 80 Bottles each of gin, vodka, rum, and whiskey, 500 Martinis, 1,200 Fuzzbumps (!!), 1,500 Hellion Cubes
Red Eared Slicer: 15 Blue Pixels
Vireyar: 31 Bottles of gin
fairladykate: 55 white pixels, 35 red pixels, 30 green pixels, 30 blue pixels, 20 Black Pixels
Deathduet: 5 White pixels, 5 black pixels, 8 red pixels, 2 blue pixels
D00ley: 2 White Pixels
automophant: 139 Hellion Cubes
FireStarter: 87 Hellion Cubes, 30 pr0n chow meins, 40 beertinis, 60 334 scrolls, 202 Limes, 1,000 Suntan Lotions of Moxiousness, 10 Tomato Daiquiris, 100 Knob Sausage Chow Meins
PumpkinEve: 100 Roll in the Hays
Dr_Obvious: 1,200 Trollhouse Cookies, 3,300 Bloody Beers, 30 Black Pixels
schroedre: 4,000 Bloody Beers
meeeee2222222: 60 Ruby Ws, 99 Lowercase Ns, 85 f3d0r4s, 6 lemons
Genghis Kahn: 1 black pixel, 7 red pixels, 94 green pixels
Alec: 15 Lead Necklaces
Reno: Bottle of Uovo Marico Shiraz
imthebigchief: 200 Hellion Cubes, 216 ten-leaf clovers, 174 Tiny Houses, 204 Little Paper Umbrellas
Fujiko: 59 Hellion Cubes, 647 Salty Dogs
Poncho The Sane: 32 Black Pixels, 28 red pixels, 23 blue pixels
Spike Mullet: 8 white pixels, 12 red pixels, 10 blue pixels, 13 Mafia Arias
Uroth: 25 green pixels, 30 blue pixels
SeeNsaY: 27 Hellion Cubes, 100 Ice cold foties, 40 Papayas, 10 Roll in the Hays
Zupe: 50 Hellion Cubes
Wicana: 307 Hellion Cubes, 45,182 Bloody Beers, 11 Spectral Pickles, 100 Salty Dogs, 250 Jugs-o'-Magicalness, 29 Strawberry Daiquiris, 5 Filthy Corduroys, 335 Casino Passes
ladydoma: 100 lemons
KidReefer: 111 lemons
ill_Eagle: 3 Spectral Pickles
Stinky_Pete: 1 green pixel
Darkgamr: 700 Bloody Beers, 100 Plain Pizzas
Gravy Spasm: 2 Spectral Pickles, 6,000 Ice Cold Foties
poad: 19 Little Paper Umbrellas, 100 White Canadians, 76 Salty Dogs
GreenPinky: 4 White Pixels, 4 Black pixels, 6 red pixels, 4 green pixels, 4 blue pixels
popmyzit: 3 white pixels
SonicBoom: 27 red pixels, 10 green pixels, 32 blue pixels
Formico: 2 Salty Dog, 40 Bloody Beers, 4 Knob Goblin Firecrackers, 5 Extra Spicy Bloody Maries, 2 Sunken Chests
Sealh8r: 197 Little Paper Umbrellas
JizzMasterZero: 32 Blue Pixels, 60 Blue Pixel Potions
insano: 12 Spices
KyaKya: 1 beer lens
Qrrbrbirlbel: 100 Spectral Pickles (!)
atomica1: 143 Hellion Cubes
Svetlana: 6,828 Bloody Beers, 2 Green Pixels, 1 Blue Pixel
adwriter: 55 Purple Pixel Pies, 3 White Pixels
Fusion35: 4 Black Pixels, 7 Red Pixels, 7 Green Pixels, 7 Blue Pixels, 125 Limes
Bragi: 1,000 Strawberries, 101 Jabanero Peppers
Badmonkey32: 1 Beer Lens
Pnader: 2 Beer Lenses
ethanrider: 1 Beer Lens
Radam: 14 Bottles of Gin, 2 black pixels, 3 blue pixels, 1 Bottle of Rum, 3 Bottles of vodka, 13 Bottles of Whiskey, 2 Hell Ramen, 11 Little Paper umbrellas
Hummble_Dog: 40 Hell Ramen
Willwork4food: 1 Spices, 5 Herb Brownies, 7 Dry Noodles, 113 Black Pixels, 41 Little Paper Umbrellas
Veistran: 33 Lines, 17 Hellion Cubes
Wiggin: 4 Roll in the Hays
Parse: 10 Black Pixels
Vidalia: 1 Black Pixel
streetman: 15 Black Pixels
fazzle: 2 Black Pixels
vampireofdarkness: 1 Black Pixel
RedFemme2: 20 Black Pixels
Lokisspoon: 100 Fermenting Powders, 36 Little Paper Umbrellas
Varanus: 197 Bloody Beers
JADEDARLIN: 84 Blue Pixels, 3 Black Pixels
Ford McDonald: 14 Black Pixels William89: A whole account's worth of items. Most notably, 3 Disembodied brains, 2 Tomato Daiquiris, 7 White Canadians, 1 Scrumptious Reagent, 7 Salty Dogs, 100 Plain Pizzas, 8 Roll in the Hays, 10 Ocean Motions, 12 Little Paper Umbrellas, 241 Ice Cold Beers, 11 Hell Ramen, 4 Fuzzbumps, 3 Cranberries, 2 bottles of rum.
hentaidude666: 83 Extra Spicy Bloody Maries, 44 Anti-cheeses, 6 Chorizo tacos, 63 bloody beers, 9 skewered cat appendices, 7 papaya tacos, 7 Elfin Shortbreads, 10 Delicious Noodles, 8 Batguts, 7 Whiskey and Colas, 31 Abominable Snowcones
KukooBurro: 25 Mr. Mediocrebars
BlueCube: 49 Little Paper Umbrellas
ZombieStare: 3 Limes, 1 Sabre-toothed lime cub
Ancientofearth: 1 Black pixel, 9 Trollhouse Cookies
OrigamiFox: 90 Ent Ciders, 284 Yummy Tummy Beans
Churchhill34: 31 Cocoa Eggs
mgb: 43 Sausage Pizzas, 50 pr0n Chow Meins, 80 Knob Sausage Chow Meins
Hypersurfaces: 54 Abominable Snowcones
osaurus: 2 Black pixels, 50 Red pixels, 18 Green pixels, 28 Blue pixels
Nicarra: 1 of every color pixel
phillllllllll: 4,376 Salty Dogs, 1,311 Bottles of whiskey
ujustgotsauced: 15 black pixels, 7 blue pixels, 1 green pixel, 4 red pixels
TheBigT: 10 White pixels, 55 Red pixels, 153 Green Pixels, 31 Blue Pixels
Arbitrage: 200 Bottles of Rum, 230 Bottles of Gin
DaPunisher: 3,171 Bottles of Whiskey
Furion_Stormrag: 1,000 Trollhouse Cookies
Gigs: 450 Dwarf Breads
furrybanana: 6 Mr. Mediocrebars
Kishus: 1 white pixel, 1 red pixel, 19 Green pixels
drakmar: 66 Mr. Mediocrebars
Jcsw: 118 Yummy Tummy beans, 48 Rock Pops, 42 Mr. Mediocrebars, 12 Dwarf Breads, 13 Senior Mints, 58 Pixelated Candy Hearts
Cymphani: 6 Salty Dogs
Bacchus169: 50 Salty Dogs
Gwythur: 5 Salty Dogs
Kalamari: 6 Salty Dogs
Tonu: 73 White pixels, 71 Black pixels, 52 Red pixels, 23 Green pixels, 38 Blue pixels
ginsu: 100 dry noodles
Zair: 30 Scrumptious Reagents
ZiA: 10 white pixels
FireStarOmega: 5 Herb Brownies
Spherefein: 3 Leprechaun hatchlings, 150 Tasty Fun Good Rice Candies, 25 1337 7r0uZ0RZ
skycruise: 81 Bottles of gin, 4 white pixels, 6 black pixels, 346 red pixels, 6 green pixels, 1 blue pixel
Rodriquez: 10 black pixels, 10 red pixels, 2 Green pixels, 22 Blue pixels
TheBigT: 50 Yummy Tummy Beans, 50 Mr. Mediocrebars, 20 Cold Hots Candies
Tarrantino: 5 Red Pixels, 5 Green Pixels, 3 Blue Pixels
woofer: 10 Hell Ramen
big_blackistan: 125 eye-pods
barfly911: 150 Bloody Beers
Roxanne: 45 White Canadians
Infinity: An entire account's worth of items, most notably 8 bottles of gin, 2 Little Sump'm Sump'ms, 19 Dry Noodles, 22 Delicious Noodles, 1 Hell Ramen, 1 Horizontal Tango, 2 Herb Brownies, 2 Knob Sausage Chow meins, 5 Knob Kitchen Grab Bags, 1 Little Paper Umbrella, 4 Pink Ponies, 1 Ocean Motion, 2 papayas, 3 Roll in the Hays, 40 Salty Dogs, 81 Spices, 24 Valuable Trinkets, and 20 Yeti Furs.
bobajames: 200 Pink Ponies, 150 Knob Sausage Chow Meins
EmphalerFish: 3 Spectral Pickles
BooDHa: 30 Jabanero Peppers
Morganth: 100 White Canadians
harml3ss: 100 pr0n chow meins
atomiclobsters: 20 oranges
Roteela: 28 delicious noodles, 20 bat wings, 25 plain pizzas, 10 leather chaps, 10 ketchup hounds, 25 gnatwings, 20 Elfin Shortbreads, 25 cocoa eggshell fragments
blugnu: 20 ice-cold beers, 10 lemons, 8 Dyspepsi-colas

Buffs I have received [that I know of] for my sales:

itsinthere: 540 Turns of Jabanero Saucesphere
imthebigchief: 40 Turns of The Smile of Mr. A, 2,580 Turns of Ode to Booze
cvarules: 15 Turns of Tenacity of the Snapper
Willwork4food: 195 Turns of Astral Shell and Reptilian Fortitude
mgb: Roughly 400 turns of The Smile of Mr. A

(This is a hard list to update, especially if you send Polka, Ode, Empathy, or Elemental. You may wish to K-mail message me when you do this.)

BINGO LIST

The Bingo List currently has 53 members, with a total of 69 Bingos.

I can't remember who coined the term, but a "Bingo" is when a player buys at least one of every color of pixel. This requires at least 1,660k to do. Here is a list of all the cool people who have "filled their 'card'" and obtained a Bingo, in order of their Bingo(s):

Dr_Obvious
poad
gob126
CacophonyKid
blndbby (x2)
FireStarter (x5)
TheDoc
Stickly_Man
TennisPL
cman
Anonymless
Vireyar (x3)
Disco Bird
MadHebe
imthebigchief (x2)
Jarld
Gravy Spasm
SimeonTheRed
Beatrix Kiddo
adwriter (x2)
Qrrbrbirlbel
Fusion35 (x7)
Wehmuth
Prima Vera Angelhair
prostiturtle
ScyHunter
dietcokeofevil
ZMaiden
Coffeeboy912
Klinkerpopper
Pnader
Thorgames
Crawly
Cybermg
Blythe
OrigamiFox
Flip_Kite
Doctor Pickle
SuperMatt
FatQuack (x2)
heyGurlfriend
JGriffin86
Mr Happy Pants
Spike Mullet
atomica1
Faerador
Obfusjake
spluge
Bacchus169
Fujiko
Shirker
Tutori
Aprocalypse

PURPLE PIXEL PIE LIST

The Purple Pixel Pie Lists (combined) have a total of 17 members, with 30 pies bought total.

I, at one point, thought that purple pixel pies were perhaps the key to unlocking a trophy. After discovering they weren't, I decided to throw them in my mall at the random ridiculously high price of exactly 17,392,684 Meat. The following is a list of people who have bought a pie. I'm not entirely sure as to how I'm going to go about recording this, as I don't much feel like adding multiples of 17,392,684 to my donation total, but I'll come up with something. I always do.

Qrrbrbirlbel
FireStarter

Also, as of now, I have decided to [when there are two willing participants] make the pies into a "raffle" -- 30 million to the winner, a one in two shot, drawn after every two pies are bought. If you see an odd number of pies in my store, it means that there is one entry, and the raffle will be drawn as soon as you buy the pie. [This being said, it is probably better if you find someone to buy a pie with you when you plan to buy one.] The 4.7 or so million in profit goes right back into my store... for all you high rollers out there. :) I have held 14 raffles, for a total profit of about 58,800k meat. The following people were generous enough to partake in this raffle. I will not mention the winners, although I will mention the names:

winvirus
prostiturtle (x2)
ScyHunter (x3)
Doogmonger
Meaticus
Disco Bird
Pnader (x2)
gob126 (x6)
StrawberryDots
ZMaiden (x2)
Hadroden (x2)
FireStarter (x2)
archy_accordion
atomica1
poad
Six Feet Under

That's all the lists I have for now. Check back occasionally to see where the donation tally is, or if I've added any more lists.

And, as always, thank you for to buy my stuff.

Back to Main ~Insane Steve

This is how many hits THE List has had. Weeeeeee.

Here's a hit counter. Wooooo. Started on November 2, 2004.